One More Piece of Proof

So, you know how breathing fumes from oil-based paints will make you a little nutty? Add to it the fact that I'm already quite a bit nutty and this is what you get. I thought this was the funniest thing when I did it. I was sitting in the floor painting and looked down to see my gut (you know how it scrunches all up and looks like Buddha when you're sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce?). I thought it a great idea to use my paintbrush and make myself a cute little smiley face on my tummy with my belly button as the nose. Now, people, you know you can't really expect a lot from me anymore. This is who I am. Finally you know it. I'm the girl who is supposed to be a college educated adult but still finds it hilarious to draw on her own belly. If you didn't laugh at my blog tonight, call the coroner. You're probably dead!